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So Miss Botner has given us the assignment of writing for 40 minutes. I can't think of a topic to write about for 40 minutes, so rather then think of one, I will narrate what I am doing and the various happenings in our classroom. I guess I should describe my surroundings. To start I am sitting in the back left corner of the classroom, near the book shelves. Beside me sits my good friend Connor Hoff (aka Phillip Seymour Hoffman.) He is also writing about sitting in the class, typing. In my lap there is a laptop, on which I am typing up the piece you are currently reading. In front of our desks is the pair of Danny Hamme and Kyle Rutter. To the right of Connor is Lindsey Herbst and Rachel Wible. On the far side of the room is Miss Bortner. In addition to these people, I can see at least 10 more classmates. So, let's now take a look at what is happening in the classroom. I have just said "hello" the Connor, unto which he replied with an identical greeting. As I look I read Connor's piece, I realize he is writing pure nonsense. This doesn't come as a surprise, as approximately 11/37 of what Connor says or does is pure nonsense. He is typing slower then I, which gives me a small hint of giddy joy. Danny and Kyle are being hooligans. Well, I suppose officially only Danny is being a hooligan, as I trust that Kyle wouldn't be such a bad person. Danny is playing the sound of an alarm on his computer, it is loud, distracting and has gotten a reaction out of Connor. "People these day," mutters Connor. This remark is met by the sound of Miss Bortner laughing. I look at Kyle, now he is staring at me. He turns away, stands up and fixes his shirt. I wonder why he stared at me, was it because he is suspicious of my writing about him or was it for another reason. Kyle is staring at me, wait he stands up and fumbles his fingers across my shoulder. I'm rather confused, why is he acting in this manner? Now he looks at Connor's laptop. Danny has followed the lead of his partner and is also looking at what we are doing. Danny is sprawled across Connor's desk and reading the contents of his piece upside down. Danny is a peculiar boy, but a true gentleman of sorts. Lindsey and Rachel are talking. I listen in on their conversation and piece together that they are talking about someone who broke their arm. "You should have wrote about being excited for Capture the Flag." declares Kyle, who has returned to his seat. This afternoon I have a Capture the Flag tournament, it seems to be a fun time. Now Kyle and Danny are suffering from technical issues. Their iMovie is getting messed up. "I hate Mac's and Mac's hate me," groans Danny. 5 to 6 members of the classroom are shouting out ways in which Danny and Kyle can fix their problem. It seems that one of the proposed solutions has worked, wait, take that back. Danny is attacking his laptop. Brooke Heilman entered the room and asked Miss Bortner to go out, and she did. Now their is no teacher in the room. Viktor, Micheal, Faith, Vinny and Michelle are all talking about Communists and stupidity. Micheal is proposing that there should be a genocide of stupidity. I can't seem to figure out Micheal sometimes, its hard to explain. Miss Bortner has returned to the room. She moves to her desk and sits down. She and Austin are discussing the movie "Idiocracy." I decide to search the movie on the Internet; after searching I don't really think it is a movie worth seeing. Across the room Michelle is talking loudly, then abrubtly stopped. Danny, Austin and Kyle have entered a discussion over how to spell "hiccup" (or is it "hiccough?") I question why they are even talking about it, as Danny and Kyle still have much work to complete. Connor looks at my piece and informs me I have spelled Lindsey incorrectly. Lindsey wants him to watch their iMovie, and Connor informs me that it was a quality movie. Rachel and Lindsey have realized that I have written what they have said, because Connor is being a idiot and telling them that I am writing stuff like that. "Why?" I ask Connor, he just replies with a snicker. Connor is a disappointment sometimes, just like Phillip Seymour Hoffman was in __Cold Mountain__. Connor is informing Rachel and Lindsey that his sister wrote on his chest with puffy paint. Apparently she drew a smiley face and it is no longer there. I kind of wanted to see it. Kieran enters the room and immedietely causes a distraction.

So now Rachel wants to read what I wrote. I will allow here to read her, and therefore must save this piece and stop typing. I look at the clock and see I have written for 43 minutes. I have succeeded.

"YAY!"